February 2012
wanna see my finger?
It was my first night at the bar on saturday night and I was having a pretty good day. But the universe was not in my favor for long because at around 10:30, I was cleaning up a bit, as it was slowing down. I held five pilsner glasses, one in each finger and with the pressure I applied, one of them broke. I ended up slicing my entire pinky, about 7 cm long and incredibly deep. I had to go...
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I just don't see how a world with such wonderful...
Peeta: Look at this bread
Peeta: Isn't it neat?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
Peeta: The boy who has every bread?
Peeta: Look at this loaf.
Peeta: Flavours untold.
Peeta: How many flours can one loaf hold?
Peeta: Looking around here you'd think
Peeta: "Sure, he bakes everything."
Peeta: I've got wheat-bread, biscuits aplenty.
Peeta: I've got cornbread, and crumpets galore!
Peeta: You want bagels?
Peeta: I've got twenty!
Peeta: But who cares?
Peeta: No big deal...
Peeta: I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving...
– Buddha (via trappedinhermind)
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
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so I just found out who they cast as Cinna in the upcoming Hunger Games flick,
and I hate to say I’m pretty bummed out that it’s Lenny Kravitz. I actually hate
the casting minus Jennifer Lawrence but I guess we’ll see how it turns out.